In a horse race, we can bet on serious candidates like Toolate, Van Loser, Wimpator or Von Victory. Some would have a hard time deciding which horse would make the best bet. Some would praise Toolate's slow and unfortunate gallop. Some would think the fact that Wimpator is the carrier of an equine plague is not a reason to distrust the horse's magnificent athletic virtues. We could even find the downright masochist who would bet on Van Loser.
The Finnish Amoral have decided they’ll leave experiments for alcoholic beverage mixtures and they haven’t had a hard time to bet on Von Victory, a horse with an aggressive start, harmonious yet unmerciful gallop and able to keep a good speed during the whole race. Only Chthulu knows how this exciting and vibrant race will end, but given the qualities of Amoral's horse, this is a no-brainer. Are my metaphors between horses and music unclear? Well, which candidates would you bet on?

Ivan Cateura
Translation: Dámaso